Yes, really. If we ever decided to honor and recognize a Cape Verdean-American history month, kids would be required to do Amber Rose book reports and school projects. She'd basically be the Cape Verdean Benjamin Banneker.
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Strip clubs are like temples, except instead of religious iconography, they happen to be full of beautiful women and booze. And like a temple, there are certain guiding principles that one must respect, lest you're denied the earthly pleasures therein. That's why we tapped author and iconic Portland dancer Elle Stanger to descend the mountain -- er, pole -- and give us the 10 Strip Club Commandments. I am the stripper, thy entertainer, who brought you out of your house of boredom, and thou shall have no other distractions before me.
Despite being on the tame end of the sex worker spectrum if they're even really on it at allstrippers are the butt of far more jokes than their sex-having, escort counterparts. Don't be a bad father, lest your daughter grow up to be a stripper. Think twice before you sign a birth certificate, because you don't want your daughter to have a "stripper name.
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For almost 15 years it has been raining men in my workplace. Having been in the sex industry since I have laid eyes on enough men to know that it does not take a good one to have a family. An expectation of traditionally appropriate thoughts, feelings and behaviours is applied to each of these individuals through the use of these terms. More than the groping itself, my brain exploded over the term Family Man.
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